So since I have a 30min delay in the surgeon's office--waiting for the consult to get rid of my twin--I decided to post. I'm supposed to be planning this big twitter party for Friday--details to come soon--and I'm trying to think of fun erotic romance type things to incorporate at the party.
While I'm sitting here waiting, an elderly couple sit on opposite sides of the room talking to each other. When the woman ignores him, he grunts...gurgles...and makes other indistinguishable noises. She in turns, flip the pages of her magazine to the point of ripping the pages.
I thought about how this odd mating ritual was so like my growing tumor. Obviously at some point these two loved each other, much like I used to love my working thyroid. But when parts begin to fail, grow growths, and eventually kill what little desire for happiness that can be found, it's time to chop it off....err....reevaluate. Lol.
So to the old folks making my wait intolerable, please just tell each other that you make each other miserable or give into the rutting sounds he keeps making and do the nasty between the magazines stand and fake plants. Please.
To the doc, thank you for being the kind of person who takes time with his patients.
To all of you reading this... What is the funniest thing you've seen in an office waiting room.